You know as well as I do that vaginas lead a life of their own. They know how to clean themselves, protect themselves, and self-heal. Most importantly, they can tell you crucial things about your health in subtle ways. Here are 7 things they’d whisper in your ear – if they could.
1. You Need To Change Your Diet
What we eat affects the way we smell. The vagina is the first organ to betray your diet of pizza, pasta, bagels, chocolate, and/or wine. Overdosing on sugar and white flour can damage more than your waistline. Your vagina’s yeast balance is delicate and gorging on your favorite fast food is a contributing factor to yeast infections. If you find yourself in the throes of one, changing your diet to include more lean meat and vegetables might do you a world of good.
What’s more, one whiff of the Queen V could tell you all you want to know if you don’t remember what you ate for dinner the night before. For example, asparagus releases a very specific smell when broken down. Foods like broccoli, red meat, and onion can change your vagina’s smell too. While your urine’s smell will go back to normal after you’ve gone to the bathroom a couple of times, the Queen might take more time.
2. You’re Too Stressed Out
Stress can take a toll on our physical, mental, and emotional health. Bacteria play a key role in vaginal health and lack thereof. Lactobacillus is the dominant bacterium in the female genital tract, and it is crucial for creating a natural defense against harmful bacteria and for maintaining normal pH balance in the tract. That balance is lost when we’re under excessive stress. When the body struggles with lack of balance, the good bacteria fail to prevent yeast (Candida genus) overgrowth, and the vagina begins to smell like cottage cheese and itch as a result.
3. You Should Choose Your Undies More Wisely
Thongs, synthetic fiber, and restrictive, uncomfortable underwear in general are best avoided. Thongs in particular are very inviting to bacteria and can facilitate quick overgrowth. If you have frequent infections, choose breathable cotton and other natural fabrics. Wear tight silk or lace undies only on special occasions and for a limited amount of time – you catch my drift.
4. You’re Infected
Whenever you have an infection or another condition, your vagina lets you know through either discharge or pain. You know as much. But why? Before menopause, vaginal skin is rich in glycogen, which transforms glucose into lactic acid. This causes the vaginal environment to be acidic, which in turns helps inhibit infections and maintain normal vaginal balance. Antibiotics, sexually transmitted infections, pregnancy, foreign bodies, sexual activity, use of certain hygienic products, use of contraceptives, and even colds can compromise this delicate balance.
According to experts, yeast infections, bacterial vaginosis, and trichomoniasis are behind the vast majority of vagina infections, more specifically 90%. All of these conditions have certain signs and symptoms. A frothy discharge that smells like eggs is probably trichomoniasis. A gray, greenish, or yellowish fishy-smelling discharge is normally a sign of bacterial vaginosis, while vaginal itchiness accompanied by a discharge similar to cottage cheese is probably a yeast infection. All of these conditions are easy to treat with antibiotics. To find out what exact antibiotic you need, talk to a doctor. In the meantime, there are remedies to turn to if you want to minimize the smell, because it might persist even after the infection has been treated.
5. You Should Have Used A (Different) Condom
If your vagina smells weird, you have discharge, burning, or inexplicable pain, but your doctor has ruled out infection, then what? Having sex without a condom could be to blame as sexual activity can bring such occurrences on. Sometimes, these sensations are accompanied by vaginal blisters and sores. Normally, vaginal discharge is transparent or white, thin or thick, and mostly odorless. It can be different based on various contraceptives, pregnancy, or time of the month. On the other hand, vaginal discharge that causes cuts or ulcerations, itching, vaginal bleeding, burning sensations, pain, or swelling requires medical attention. While this is by no means a medical emergency, addressing the issue as soon as possible is recommended.
If you’re allergic to latex, condoms can cause a series of problems. It’s estimated that 6% of all women have this allergy and suffer from rashes, itching, and blistering in the vaginal area after using a condom. If you often have these issues following sexual intercourse, switch to latex-free condoms. You’ll feel relief from the painful side effects without compromising on protection.
6. That Time Of The Month Is Coming
Women experience vaginal discharge while they are ovulating and also right before their period. There is more discharge before your period than during ovulation, which is typically two weeks before/after your period. It’s also when your chances of pregnancy are highest. The vagina is most sensitive and pain-prone before that time of the month. If your period is regular, this discharge likely doesn’t come as a surprise, but keep in mind not all women’s periods are. Sometimes, it will be a week early. Sometimes, it’ll be a week late. Increased sensitivity and discharge could be a sign it’s coming. With time, we learn what the signs are – later rather than sooner if we’re not good at listening to our vaginas.
7. You’re Aroused
Your vagina knows you’re aroused before your brain does. There is a tingling sensation as blood flow to the genitals increases. This is the essence of reaching and maintaining arousal. Sometimes, there is a warm sensation spreading to the lower abdomen. These feelings can come as a result of vaginal stimulation, but it’s not necessary. It could happen after you watched or listened to something arousing.
Our vaginas tell us many things beyond these seven, including that we’re pregnant before we start missing periods. It’s amazing how much there is to learn about them.